Hey y’all! Sorry for not posting on here for a while. Life kinda took over and it’s been hard to keep track of anything. Hopefully I’ll start up again and get all the asks sorted and stuff. :)
Again, sorry for it taking so long.
Anonymous asked: Tony, will you marry me?
Maybe, just as long as Pepper doesn’t find out. -Tony
Anonymous asked: Clint... Natasha... Please tell me you two are together. Or... at least, banging each other...
It’s just a friendship, nothing more. -Natasha
*snorts* So she says… -Clint
Anonymous asked: Tony, I love you omg you're gorgeous. Also, Thor, you are an idiot, but a cute one.
Anon, I wouldn’t say gorgeous, it’s to feminine. I’d say ravishing or glorious. *smiles* But thank you for your attempted compliment. -Tony
I do not understand. Why am I an idiot? *tilts head* -Thor
Anonymous asked: Bruce Banner, you are perfect. Just sayin'.
Thank you, Anon, but no one is perfect. We all have our flaws and some have more than others. But I’m glad that you are able to see past mine.
Anonymous asked: Dr. Banner, I have a statement for you: No matter how many fanfictions claim you have no fangirls and that Agent Coulson's minions out numbers yours, DO NOT HEED THEM. And, even if you don't have any, my love for your incredible puppy-dog eyes make up for it. PS: Do you know how incredible your eyes are? Ask Natasha about it.
Thank you Anon, you are to kind. I’m glad that someone around here likes me. :)
Natasha? Really? I thought she only had eyes for Clint…
Holy smokes! Where did you all come from? Thank you all for the messages and questions, we are trying to get to them as soon as possible, but as you know, we are always busy with missions and such. We will try to answer as many as possible.
Thanks again for following us and for the messages.
Anonymous asked: Chuh, everyone's complimenting your ass and as extraordinatily sexy as it is, YOUR FACE CAPTAIN, YOUR FACE IS ON FIRE AND SO IS YOUR WHOLE BODY AAAAARRRRGH
Thank you, I really appreciate it! -Steve
Anonymous asked: Steven, your ass is a beacon of hope for all nerdy comic book reading girls in this troubled and bleak world. Thank you.
Thank you, anon, I am flattered. -Steve
Anonymous asked: Which Avenger should I name my hamster after? And Steve is the front runner atm, guys.
We Avengers have spoken and decided on Thor, as a hamster is a noble and courages animal. -Thor
Thor…you know that’s now how it works. We all have to talk about it and decide together, ok? -Bruce
15 minutes later…
Alright, we have now decided on the name of the hamster! We think it should be Clint, as he is the smallest of the Avengers (and hamsters are tiny) and he likes to cuddle (as do hamsters). -Bruce
Clint, indeed, likes to, as you humans put it, cuddle… -Thor
Shut up… -Clint